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Delian Thornbrush
Mercenaries of the Wheel
During the events of the third Temple of Elemental Evil crisis, the mercenaries of the wheel where formed in order to finally put a stop to the temples plans of world domination
sVIII: 2 Leagues to the Moathouse
sIX: The Moathouse
Kiln Shadowquick
A novice occultist and adventurer; always looking over his shoulder and talking to unseen entities he claimed was always nearby
Pip
A ranger and protector of the lands from evil who was one of the first to uncover the third Temple of Elemental Evil crisis
The Boyz
More than just a simple thieving outfit, this organization of orphaned children work as information gatherers and smugglers inside the Valley of the Mage.
Arbor Fructuum
Finn
A folk-hero from Nila-Edhil; made famous for his campaign against goblins in the forest of cormanthyr
Teg
An orc druid cast out of his clans stronghold and forced to become and adventure for a living
Brog
A giant of a goliath whose entire life was apparently tattooed and scarred into his body, no one could read this language to disprove him
Eduardo Mangoseed
Co-founder of the Mercenaries of the Wheel, this guard of the first era was resurrected and made a cleric for his past actions
Ceaser Leprosy
A disgraced member of the surgeons guild turned hired rouge and contract killer
Dùghall
A tiefling trying to attone for his ancestor's disgrace through devout worship and prayer to the gods
Cackle Fever
A disease that causes its victims to frequently succumb to fits of mad laughter
Throwing Knife
Mining
It was the dwarves who dug the first mine shafts up into the world, but it was the ingenuity of mankind that lead to the development of greater techniques
Necklace of the One True King
Small Anchor
Armor Assistant
Fey Honey
Cauldron of Holding
Julio's Barrel
Julio's Corrosive Grasp
Julio's Campsite
Orb of Oblivion
Orb of Silvery Death
Demonstone
Elemental Power Gems
Armband of Reduction
Black Thurible
Hammersphere
Incense of Dreaming
Phylactery of Change
Purple Robe of Zuggtmoy
Rings of Force Armor
Rod of Force
Stalwart Eye
Sword of Air
Sword of Earth
Sword of Fire
Sword of Water
Tentacle Rod
Torch of Revealing
Legba 'lls
A hedge-wizard and native of the lowlands who believes that all should be allowed to cast magic, and he plans to cast a spell to make it so
sX: Return to the Moathouse!
Printing
One of the most crucial technologies needed for globalization and the spread of knowledge and language
Verena
The only kid to ever escape 'Corn Village' as he calls it; a small town where children are sacrificed to a dark god
Interests & Hobbies
Mountaineering, boats and the ocean, painting, writing.
Favorite Movies
Movies? Is that like a one-shot for TV shows? I rarely watch movies, unless they are documentaries, and recall liking even fewer, but I have always been a fan of the Star Wars Prequels and Lord of the Rings trilogies.
Favorite TV Series
Simpsons, American Dad, Top Gear (UK) & The Grand Tour, anything on the Travel Channel, anything Anthony Bourdain (especially No Reservations), Castlevania, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Invicible, Futurama, and much more.
Favorite Books
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, The Book of the SubGenious, A Comprehensive History of World War II., anything done by H.P. Lovecraft and/or August Durleth, The Dark Tower series, The Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, and the Silmarilian, and the pinnacle of fantasy: the Dune series.
Favorite Writers
Matt Colvile, H.P. Lovecraft, August Durleth, Stephen King, Aunthony Bordain, and Frank Herbert.
Favorite Games
Quake, Doom, Team Fortress 2, Fallout (1, 2, Tactics, 3, and New Vegas), Xcom Enemy Within, Elder Scrolls III Morrowind & IV Oblivion, Sims 3, Destiny 1 & 2, Halo (1-3, ODST, Reach, Wars 1 & 2), Mass Effect trilogy, Jericho Unit, Age of Empires 2 & 3, Mist, and the Mystery of the Obra Dim.
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